Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Beth Fantaskey ....Befuddled. Yep. That's the word i'm looking for.Lucius Vladescu. Ahhh the Marcus Flutie of the vampire world. IMO this is what Twilight should have been like.On a more wink wink note, Lucius can I squish you into cute tiny little pieces? pretty please? *cough nudge nudge cough*